battle of the sexes, round 1

“Terus kenapa putus?”
“Gak cocok”

“Mana ada alesan gak cocok hari gini. Yang ada juga gak mau”
“beneran ko gak cocok”

“Semua orang juga gak akan ada yang cocok. Tapi karena mau jadi dicocok-cocokin”
“Kalo emang dua-duanya keras kepala susah dong mo nyocok2innya”

“People are together for two reasons and two reasons only. Karena terbiasa atau butuh”
“Kalo engga dua2nya? Gak ada diah bisa dibiasain, gak ada juga idup masi berjalan”

“Yah itu, kaya elo. Putus dengan alesan gak cocok. Basi”
“ahhahahahaha. Berarti selama ini loe pacaran gak beneran suka sama orangnya dong? Dicocok-cocokin, dibikin kebiasaan dan dibutuh2in aja?”

“I’m a cynical person, babe. I don’t believe in emotions bullshit. The butterfly feeling in your stomach and the drama bla bla bla. Save that for Indonesian sinetron”
“Hahahaha. All these times I have always envy you for being a person who can really keep it together, unemotional and cool. But turns out you never fall in love? Well, no wonder. You missed out a lot of things, that’s all I am saying”
“I don’t feel missed out or unfortunate for not experiencing the so called romantic drama”

“Whatever. But don’t tell someone that their breaking up reason is invalid. What do you know? You’ve never stood up in their shoes”
“See. This is why I cannot put up with women. Kalo udah kalah, gak bisa comes up with alesan yang masuk akal, yang logical, pasti langsung masukin feeling. You don’t know what it feels like to be me? You never understand what I feel? Alaaa.. loe sendiri sebenernya ngakuin kan kalo all of those things are just emotional camouflage. Relationship is a piece of cake. Just like business partnership with red roses on valentine’s day. Do what you gotta do. No emotions involved.”

“Which explains to me why all of your ex girlfriends do leave you for good”
“hahahahah that’s a little harsh”
“Ow I thought no emotions are involved in this conversation”

“Susah yah. Padahal selama ini gua pacarannya juga sama smart, reasonable, mature women. Tapi kenapa even the most secure women could lose their minds when it comes to love?”
“Well, if you are really smart, shouldn’t you use that fact to your advantage? If you know what all women can be broken down to pieces by that little thing called emotion, since you are so good at handling them, why don’t you play with them?”

“bener juga yah. Hahaha. Anjirrr loe sih jahat abis jadi cewe”
“Just a reminder though. In the history of mankind, belom pernah ada orang yang keluar dengan utuh sehat walafiat when entering the game of love. You enter a predator, huge chance, come out as a victim”
“hahahhaha. Loe kebanyakan baca buku filsafat dan psychology. Dating you must be very interesting yah?”

“Nope. Having me as a friend is interesting. Having me as a girlfriend is a headache.”
“Iya. I can imagine. Hahahaha”