me on review

i was walking down the book aisle the other day,
psychology section,
of course, what else.
then it was the encounter
with the best psychology book i've ever read in my entire life

"Get anyone to do anything"
Dr J. Leiberman.

you will never see people in the same way again
damn

the book is too excellent, i cannot put it down.


then, i just hav another fashion mogul favourite
andre leon talley
*anna wintour who?*
olweis religiously read his review on vogue
seen him on red carpet on Fashion tv
but never seen him doin live on air

This saturday morning, i woke up early
for a very special purpose
watching his interview with oprah
for gucci sake,
that guy is hilariously-funny
and man, does any man on earth know fashion better than him or what!
he aint as queer as carson kresley *Gudnez i miss tat guy!*
but he is so nice and what can i say,
i love man who can talk about haute couture

i'm so hooked up, i'm so gonna read vogue
with much more determination hehe


Finally, i'll give sum food review rite...
jus then, my bro his gal and my baby and moi
we had dinner at La'Oma
well, the journey is quite jauh frm bandung
and you hav to drive thru sum kampung
but tell ya'
the place is le'beautiful..
very artsy, with loads of wooden furniture, palm trees
they usually use the place for garden wedding party
*talking about wedding, bytheway, burr.. how's uh-huh?!*
and yes.. the food
we had 11 main dishes for the night
*i'm dining wif sum kelas-berat champions, apparently*
from sop buntut to fetucini to roti bakar to grilled steak
damn
how's our diet going, baby?

alrite then, i have to take off now
i'm goin on holiday besok
gnite, gnite

the kryptonite code

it's the biggest misconception of all
to believe that everything that happens in life
is happening because of the force of the nature

some people might live life like an innocent child
without them knowing it
that some psychopathic minds
are playing them
are messing up with their heads

it's too naive to believe in what you see
it might be incorrect to say that you know someone inside out
have you ever heard about
underlying personalities?
this person honestly is the person whom you know her to be
but
she also honestly is somebody else

so, you think people are saying things
just for the sake of saying things?
dont you know that every inch of you
is scrutinised
once you look at her in the eyes

who is her?
what are you talking about?

have met this species of human being yet?
once in a lifetyme, i promise you
you will meet at least one
the kryptonian breed
the one who likes to mess up with your head
the one who likes to scatter your brain
the one who confuses you with her twisted personalities
the one whom you cannot trust
yet one you cannot help to love

have you ever been charmed,
enchanted until you feel that you are casted under a spell
her eyes are too cold
but too captivating and inviting
without you even realising it
you will be telling her everything she wishes to hear
you will spare your life before her
then in a matter of second, she'd be dictating your life

what the hell is her business with you?
why do you have to be the victim?

she doesnt pick you
you pick her
it's your request to be screwed in the brain
It is your call to be broken down emotionally,
in a most painful manner.
and then you will ask,
what did i do that make me to pick her?
What shoud i do then?

my friend, i shall answer you
be screwed
then be one.

a typical sunday kinda day

so, i wake up eaarrllyy because my mum wouldnt stop screamin til i really got up.
My early kind of early is 9 a.m... i dont get it how sum people say 9 is late.. whuatt.!?!?
i catch insomnia, for the record.
So after sleeping for only 5 hours or less, my eyes are still teary-weary
but yesh, a God-chick gotta do wat a God-chick gotta go huh?!
i aint skippin church, though my throat is aching baaaddly.. i got a ministy to run, apparently!

i really never been disappointed all my life, and i swear it's true
thou i came to church half-heartedly, felt so mualesshh ga kira2,
but when you really get in tune wif the Source Power Himself,
i always go home fully-charged.. *i think i hear some amen :)*

so after church, the usuals: big family gathering.. it's the koshan's day huh :)
my 2 lovely cuz just buzzing from the US for holiday.so we gonna meet up for chit chat
called my baby on my way there
damn i miss that man!

anyhow.. i arrived at the koshan residence, huge banguet: i ate until i cant eat anymore
then me and all my cuz headed to setra duta, to the house of my almost-becomin-a-mommy cuz
the club house at setra duta- damn you have to cek it out. cool or what.
we got the whole basement for ourselves.. we did pool, ping-pong and pin ball
i never knew tat i'm gud at ping pong hahaha.. *nyeahnyeahh.. i did it on 10 cm heels my friends!*
after we were sweating..not because the game was so gud, but bcoz we were running to pick up ball too many tymes haha.. we headed back for sum pictionary games.. gudness i almost kill myself for laughing too much.

owyeahhh after hangin out wif them all day, me, mum, pap, yunkii and fanny had dinner together
whereelse, the grand eastern, my dad's fave alldatyme...
and yesh yeshhh i'm soo full.. damn i tink i gained 100 pounds today.. i eat too much
well, sorry babe, it's the PMS what can i do..i'm a woman!

okay, so i'm home... waiting for this insomnia thing to get away from me so that i can sleep
phewww...

friend or enemy?

it was a very fine saturday morning,
around 10-ish or so,
I washed my halfly-awake face, quick brush
quick breakie : hah! no carbs no sugar, plain oatmeal.
yes my friends, she has determination.
check my cell, say gud morning to my schat,
and his first comment at 10 on saturday morning is

"jadi ngegym kan?"

yes, he is totally strict wif this one.
He never pushin me to work or doin anything hard
but the man is makin sure tat i do take a gud care of my bod
no, no... carb diet alone is aint enuf for him
he demands an abs like a surfboard.. a 99% fat free one
he doesnt favour wiggly-tiggly kinda belly.. uh-huh!

so yeah, afterall i thought: it's a do-able request.
it's a win-win situation, yesh?
so, changed into my gym gear..
is tat only me or all gurls are doin it as well?
you know, all gym gears are so not sexy to wear
if you are wearing a loose outfit, it looks like banana in pajamas
if it is a tight one, all your excesive body mass (read: sum-chan) are floating up
not a pretty sight either.

oh well, what a gurl to do.. thanks to years of reading fashion magazine
it's been more than 10 times i came across the heading that reads:
"dress up according to your body type"
flaut the asset and cover the liability.. yaa yaa you got what i mean?!
anyhow.. it's been 3 wks since i last bugged my gym
the level of endurance is dropped so low
that i can hardly run in the treadmill for longer than 20 mins
damn!
have i becomin that sloppy?

i'm just about to give up, i decrease the speed from 9 to 5,
when somebody just did the right thing at the right tyme
she switched the chanel from MTV to F tv
that's all motivation that i need
there it flashed before my very own eyes
180 cm tall gurls, tanned skin, blowdried hair, nude make-up and their million dollar toned body, wrapped in gucci and Dior haute couture
strud in the runway

damn!
i took a long breath
increase the treadmill speed to 9
i ran for another 20 minutes
damn fashion TV!
and well no need to mention,
my legs are shakin badly
i hardly can drive on my way back home.

so yeah, there's just the pouring heart
of a gal who loveth/yet hates fashion TV to the core