Monday, May 14, 2007

London Bridge




i was reading articles on Keira Knightley all morning on Vogue and man what can i say: i love her! she's hotter than alba. *now, say whatever you want to say! i stand by my choice! i think british is hotter than latina!!* I mean look at those ABS!! some serious too-die-for ABS for sure.. Moreover, She is nominated for OSCAR, she loves Jack Nicholson (me too!) and her brother's name is Caleb (me too!) See.. i'm predestined to love her!! I always have a thing for British stuff you know!. i've always loved british accents, i always love the beatles, rachel weiz, James Bond, Kate Moss, Siena Miller, Jamie Oliver, Zadie Smith, Jude Law, Jane Austen, Sherlock Holmes, My goodness i almost work for The British Institute.
Btw during lunchitime today, i was on MSN with Jeanne. We were again for the hundreth time discussing philosophies on men madness (kayak gak ada topik laen lagi ajah!!) anyway, Jeanne was like "have you ever taken into consideration a guy's zodiac sign when you are dating?" and i said, "nope. only their charming gestures and their shoes" And then she stated this very interesting fact, "I've just noticed the similarity of the star signs of all of my *extraordinary gentlemen*. All of the have animal signs. Taurus. Cancer and Aries. See, no wonder all of them behave like ones!!!"
Hahahaha.. now this is interesting. Turns out my extraordinary gentlemen list juga consists of killer predator. Just proves her theory right. So, we spent the whole afternoon figuring out the zodiax sign and personality traits referred to it. Well, i told her that she is lucky. At least she got a tamed animal: domba. You wanna know mine?
Cancer (Crabs): a deadly disease/ ke lautt ajaa (kan kepiting!?)
Leo (Lions): binatang buas. They belong in the jungle and never meant to be tamed.
Sagitarrius (the hunter) as the name suggest! the hunter!They can catch you, but you cant catch them.
Capricorn (bulls) dont get anywhere nearby unless you are a matador. Once they enter the arena, it's game on baby!
Scorpio : deadly and poisonous
sigh! alrite.. next time i meet a new man, i'll make sure i get their starsign first.. If you are not classified as the tamed animal (like pisces (ikan) or aries (domba)) or undagerous things (libra (timbangan)) just dont get anywhere near me!! i'm all babak belur already from dealing wif all of those carnivoras all these years.
But hey, know what's more interesting.. afterall i'm an Aqua (water) .. i'm not the mangsa species. All of those predators need me.. or else they'll die kehausan..(hauss apaa tuhh?!?!) So watch out baby. Play wif me and you might get drawning

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