wat u learn frm business skool

1. my major is M&M
2. i knew abt a gurl, named Poppy King, who makes million bucks at the age of 18 by inventing a lipstick warna MEDOK
3. i knew that in 1970s Ford company once had to choose whether to spend 300 million to modify the engine of cars *forget the brand??*, or pay compensation on death of people who will die due to blown up on the car engine. Guess wat? more than 10 ppl were burnt alive, trapped in car explosion
4. the richest man on earth, and the second richest man on earth, microsoft and dell, are school drop-out *so what's the point of going to uni?
5. if u earn 50k the tax is 37%, and if u earn 51k ur tax increases to 47% *wat??*
6. unemployed ppl of W.A got 700 bucks every mth..*not much different in the end wif the top taxpayer, 10k!!---> better be unemployed, huh??*
7. a thief once sued an electric rolling-door company because it failed to open, during his mission of robbering sum1 house, and the thief got 500 grants in the end...*wat the??*
8. there is a vacuum cleaner company havin a slogan "we suck better" mwahahaha
9. the nex ting, i will tell in indo..supaya gw ga di-sue..humm...pintu cbs afterhours bisa dibuka ga usah pake kartu, pake "kekerasan", ada spots bwat parkir gratis bwat visitor di staff parking lantai paling atas :D
10. indo-cryme-undercover..sayangnya skrg udah ketauan, cman taun lalu, orang2 indo di cbs invented cara nge-print gratis, cara ngambil makanan dari vending machine gratis, cara nge-dwnld segala macem..mulai dr trilian ampe muvi viewer, nyolong assignments, "nyogok" lecturer...*thought nyogok only happened in indo? well u never been to curtin uni :D*
11. 2 days before assignment due dates, everyone u meet in the lab becomes ur frens, then comes the question "have u done tis part, can i have a look?"
12. if u are doing a mktg research unit, have to survey 200 ppl, survey the people who stand in the line, waiting for computers in cbs lab..they are bored and got nothing to do so they'll be happy to anwer ur questionnaire :D